November 22, 2012

The 5 Stages Of Weaning.

Denial:   I don't need to wean her just yet.  This is so healthy for both of us. It's completely normal that my eighteen-month-old not only asks to nurse,  but tells me when to switch sides. And informs me when "I done."  And it's such a wonderful bonding experience, I totally love it.  Still.


Anger:  What am I,  a prize-winning sow? WTH is wrong with this kid!?  She still doesn't sleep through the night!  I can't do this sh*t anymore!  I'm gonna cut her off cold-turkey.  I. AM. DONE.


Bargaining:  How about a cookie; wouldn't you rather eat a cookie?  Do you want to watch TV?  Let's read a book first,  then do nur-nurs.  Don't cry!  How about mommy just holds you? How about I hold you and you hold the cookie?  Ok,  mommy will let you for just one minute.  I'm putting on the timer.  Ok, two minutes and mommy gets a cookie.


Depression:  OMG, this kid is never going to wean.  I will never again have a night of uninterrupted sleep.  Why can't she be easy like my other two?  This is so not fair.  I want my boobs back. 

Acceptance:  I guess I just can't force the issue--she'll eventually stop when she's ready.  It's not like she'll still be nursing when she's in kindergarten.  She'll get bored of it soon.   This too shall pass.



7 comments:

  1. :) This is awesome! So true and you could probably replace breastfeeding with any attachment parenting activity. LOL Thanks for sharing.

    Jill

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  2. I freaking love you. Still nursing my 2 year old. MY TWO YEAR OLD. I never thought i would be that Mommy- my other 4 kids stopped by 12months! This one...ohMAHword, she is sooo attached to it- yelling,"eat boobs" and, like your little one, says, "this one done, now that one". You made me crackup! Awesome post:)

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    1. Thanks! This is one of my favorite posts of mine--probably cause I'm still living it. EVERY. DAY. There are not enough cookies, ya know? We're on about 20 months now and The Geel it's still waking 4+ times a night to nurse. Arrgh!!! this, too, shall pass....

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  3. Hahaha super awesome I love it! I'm a mom of five so just imagined having 5kids plus my husband and 9yrs of nursing. LOL Thanks for sharing!!!!

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    1. Also I hope you don't mind but I've shared your site on my blog.(: I think it's brave of you to speak on this subject and it helps so many other Moms to know that it's perfectly normal. Thanks again! Pray you have a wonderful day!!!

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